Naked daughter drew a dick — father understood in his own way: must be in the anus

Wanted to be an actress, but after the casting she'll only be a mom

Are you sure you want to be an actress? So give it up to an agent, don't be a wreck

Introduced herself as Anya and agreed to undress for a sex casting

I didn't think it was necessary to get naked for a movie, but if the director asks...